Bad times :(

I was at my friends house yesterday and was very high. so... i was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and when i went to put the jam away it fell off the shelf in the fridge and hit the bottom glass shelf.... which shattered into bits of glass about 2 mm wide.... had to spend 30 minutes cleaning it... today i bought them a new shelf... PLEXIGLASS!!! it was 20 bucks but now it will never break... almost half inch thick.


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i ended up finishing making my sandwich after i cleaned it and it was very good.

ROFLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice one!

we had a HUGE circular glass table at my house that was REALLY thick.. i was sliding down the stairs from the seccond story and fell off the rails and had time to turn around in mid air.. my hand got sliced open and my tendons got cut in half.. so i couldnt use my fingers anymore till i had surgery... then i had to learn how to move my fingers again

ow

veggies wrote:

ow

yup

i love getting high.

so shamifar THATS why you suck so much at css.... lol jk

lol asshole.. thats why ur not popular.. and the people above you are

FUCK!!
I have to start school this thursday

how more random could this be?

and who starts school on a thursday? wth?

i got pants in front a class and right in front of a gir, my belt caught my boxers...it was really cold in the room :/

i took a shit and it hurt

AWww i hates those.
Where you take a huge shit and it hurst to walk and sit for a bit cause it feels like you ripped your asshole

So much spam.

anyways maybe not try to push the shit out of ur asshole and you bee fine

ya also if u try and strain while taking a shit you'll get hemmeroids and man those hurt liek shit

LMAO guys how random can a forum post possibly get!!!

Pretty damn random

i drank earlier today and then i went to church

then i saw some people i know at BN ;o